A Couple At The Knicks Game Put On The Most Aggressive Makeout Session You'll Ever See

I can appreciate this, mostly because this is a win for the Knicks. It's been a long year (decade, century, lifetime) for the Knicks and getting a couple crazy kids in love all horned up to do this is a win. Now is he making out (I think this is the only term to use here) like Lloyd Christmas? Absolutely, maybe that's how he learned how to kiss. 

Maybe it's what turns his lady on? Who are we to judge since they are the one sucking faces while we sit here and read about it. But there are other things to get into here. First, the move to video tape it.That's the craziest thing about this all. Not the way they are kissing, not that a Knicks win is getting them horny, but the fact they are holding out a phone to tape it. Are they going to break down the film later on like Steven Cheah watching the Bucs?

Then there's the poor kid in the background who is going to have nightmares of this considering it looks like an alien is swallowing someone's face. Poor kid just wants to wave at the big screen and instead makes the mistake of looking directly at it: 

You can see the disgust and confusion all over his face. That's how you know this isn't fake or staged. No one would pull this move without it being real. There's just too much going on here - there's no stupid fake soda or nachos spill. Just two people in love and horny watching the Knicks. Is it too aggressive? Some would say. Some would say go with a little lip nibble or run your hand somewhere. But what happens next? Is my man going to sit here and watch Reggie Bullock in the 4th quarter with a boner? Crazy kids.